There is a 0.0296% chance that your child will become a professional athlete. There is a 100% chance that your child will stand before Jesus. Get them to church. Mark 9.42
Maddy: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don't eat, we die. Sex is not in this sense a need. If we do not have sex, we may feel like dying, but we do not. Sean: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex? Mark: Because you're still alive.
Sloths. ... probably the least threatening animals you can think of, mainly because they are so slow. But, imagine a world where sloths can move really fast. Now picture this shit scurrying at you over 20 mph.
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