At the pub, a guy has shown me his list of potential names for his band
megapiss
shit/shit/shit
diet of worms
baba slago
shit cig
pegging
brian disease
eggy wets
curious eel
hat man/hatman
hag
horse funeral
shoe penis
bathroom dad
toilet dad
When the waiter gave me and my aunt a 75% discount and he told my aunt, "Looks like you’re about to pop! Have a safe delivery!" but she wasn’t pregnant and she sat in the car crying for the next half hour
My wife loves to take a nap whenever possible. Her mom and grandma came to town to visit. Now I can see where she gets it from! Let's hope Grandma doesn't let one rip.
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