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My mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said

My mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said "do u want anything from da stor" and i was like "mom why are you talking like ur ghetto" and she sent me this:

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avatar vortex728831
Make up looks pretty on the outside, but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make up.

Make up looks pretty on the outside, but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make up.

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avatar vortex728831
TELL ME ABOUT THESE DEMOCRATS SPOCK... CAPTAIN, THEY ARE AN ILLOGICAL GROUP OF SELF-ABSORBED, UNDEREDUCATED FREE LOADERS WHO THINK EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD THINK LIKE THEM. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN THIS ENRAGED SINCE PRESIDENT LINCOLN FREED THEIR SLAVES.

TELL ME ABOUT THESE DEMOCRATS SPOCK... CAPTAIN, THEY ARE AN ILLOGICAL GROUP OF SELF-ABSORBED, UNDEREDUCATED FREE LOADERS WHO THINK EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD THINK LIKE THEM. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN THIS ENRAGED SINCE PRESIDENT LINCOLN FREED THEIR SLAVES.

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avatar Cynic Penguin
When your wife's a SAVAGE
Called my wife a sandwich maker
Not sorry

When your wife's a SAVAGE Called my wife a sandwich maker Not sorry

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avatar Dank Wizard
I just love that Aladdin gives his food to two kids. Food he went through a whole musical number for.

I just love that Aladdin gives his food to two kids. Food he went through a whole musical number for.

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avatar SarcasmSage
Me staring at the pickle on your plate.. wondering if I can have it

Me staring at the pickle on your plate.. wondering if I can have it

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