My husband was annoyed after spending $65 on two burgers and fries, so I said, “Bet yours could blow these away.” His eyes lit up. “Really? I’ll make some tomorrow!” Two days later, I did the same with pasta. And that’s how I Jedi mind-tricked my husband into becoming our chef.
Carl is my 80 year old neighbor and he just bought a Corvette and his wife is furious. He said, 'I’ve driven secondhand cars my entire life.' Then he told me he volunteers twice a week at the animal hospital, 45 minutes each way, and said, 'I’m gonna enjoy that drive.' Honestly? Fair.
Imagine marrying Mystique... now imagine the possibilities 😍 It's all fun and games until two years later you find out she divorced you and took 70%, because she had evidence that you cheated on her, with her. 😂
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