Masculinity is toxic until:
- the Titanic starts to sink
- there's a jar with a tight lid
- the plumbing needs to be fixed
- there's a noise downstairs at night
- the car breaks down in the middle of the road
IF YOU'RE EVER BEING ARRESTED FOR A CRIME YOU ACTUALLY COMMITTED, BE SURE TO USE THE PHRASE THAT PAYS
I can't breathe!
EVERY LIBERAL IN EARSHOT WILL GLADLY BREAK FEDERAL LAW TO HELP YOU CATCH YOUR BREATH
CONSPIRACY THEORIST
THE TERM USED TO DISCREDIT SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ABOUT THINGS YOU CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK AT, BECAUSE IF IT WERE TRUE, IT WOULD REVEAL A DARKNESS IN THE WORLD YOU'RE SIMPLY NOT READY TO ACCEPT.
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