Hey Derp. I have to go out for a while. Don't open the door for anyone. *mom But Mom, I think I'm old enough now and I can take care of myself. Under no circumstance will you be allowed to open the door. Okay. *knock *knock *knock *knock I forgot my keys! CAN YOU PLEASE JUST OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!! POKER FACE I can't open the door under any circumsta
Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Attorney: Are you sexually active? Witness: No, I just lie there. Attorney: What is your date of birth? Witness: July 18th. Attorney: What year? Witness: Every year.
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