I'm looking for a very tall gf to reach the cookies, or a very small gf I can lift up to get the cookies. OR a very very large gf to lift me to get the cookies. Medium will not do.
one time i changed in front of my mom and she saw a tattoo i have next to my boob and she was like "make sure your employer never sees that. tattoos aren't professional." and it's like fuck now i can't sleep w my boss without them thinking im unprofessional.
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