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I wonder why we live longer than men. Yeah me too. My coworker carries a taser that she says she doesn't let men hold anymore because they immediately attempt to shock themselves to see if they can take it. I found this out when I asked her to see it fully intending to shock myself.

I wonder why we live longer than men. Yeah me too. My coworker carries a taser that she says she doesn't let men hold anymore because they immediately attempt to shock themselves to see if they can take it. I found this out when I asked her to see it fully intending to shock myself.

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Mallory Tisdale. @prinxsass How do people stay in the house ALL day? Westbank Trey @TreyVsTrumaine All my stuff is there and I don't like people.

Mallory Tisdale. @prinxsass How do people stay in the house ALL day? Westbank Trey @TreyVsTrumaine All my stuff is there and I don't like people.

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I have a "dry clean only" sweater that is about to learn some harsh truths about living with me

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all star bird @allstarbird Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*

all star bird @allstarbird Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*

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Look how instinctively, the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth. Nature is beautiful.

Look how instinctively, the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth. Nature is beautiful.

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NEW PLAYER: Ok, I'll be playing an Assassin. With 3 levels of Gloomstalker, 6 of Paladin. Eventually I'll add 3 levels of Echo Knight, 4 Sorcerer and top it off with 1 in Hexblade. DUNGEON MASTER: Sir, we play as characters here.

NEW PLAYER: Ok, I'll be playing an Assassin. With 3 levels of Gloomstalker, 6 of Paladin. Eventually I'll add 3 levels of Echo Knight, 4 Sorcerer and top it off with 1 in Hexblade. DUNGEON MASTER: Sir, we play as characters here.

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