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avatar @##Panda##@
I think about billionaires a lot (kinda my job?) so let me say this: Most every billionaire on the planet would happily kill you for an extra few points on their investment. This isn't theoretical, it literally happens. They literally make decisions they know will kill people.

I think about billionaires a lot (kinda my job?) so let me say this: Most every billionaire on the planet would happily kill you for an extra few points on their investment. This isn't theoretical, it literally happens. They literally make decisions they know will kill people.

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You mock my pain! Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

You mock my pain! Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

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Them: How big of a conspiracy theorist are you?
Me:
Since The Matrix was released in 1999, cellphones have been replacing landlines and payphones, the only way that we were shown how to get out.

Them: How big of a conspiracy theorist are you? Me: Since The Matrix was released in 1999, cellphones have been replacing landlines and payphones, the only way that we were shown how to get out.

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avatar Cynic Penguin
when i beat my husband for not cleaning the house & he says he'll order us food but only dials 3 digits:

when i beat my husband for not cleaning the house & he says he'll order us food but only dials 3 digits:

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avatar SarcasmSage
Alcohol makes you FAT! No, it makes you LEAN....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

Alcohol makes you FAT! No, it makes you LEAN....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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I'm a brocolli and I look like a tree! I'm a walnut and I look like a brain! I'm a shroom and I hate this game.

I'm a brocolli and I look like a tree! I'm a walnut and I look like a brain! I'm a shroom and I hate this game.

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