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How minor the situation is: How much I overthink it:

How minor the situation is: How much I overthink it:

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How to get rich:
1. Buy a AN/SEQ-3 Laser Weapon System from Lockheed Martin for $17 million
2. Charge $50,000 to clear a driveway
3. Do 3,000 driveways a day
That's $150 billion in passive income

How to get rich: 1. Buy a AN/SEQ-3 Laser Weapon System from Lockheed Martin for $17 million 2. Charge $50,000 to clear a driveway 3. Do 3,000 driveways a day That's $150 billion in passive income

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you're dead serious I'm alive silly we are not the same

you're dead serious I'm alive silly we are not the same

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JOB OPPORTUNITY: PRETEND TO BE SICK. I like

JOB OPPORTUNITY: PRETEND TO BE SICK. I like "taking care". I don't want to be around an actual sick. $100/DAY I pay you. Stay at my Home. 1 Week Minimum. "CARING FOR" 3 MEN RIGHT NOW. 4TH BED SPOT OPEN. NO LEAVING BED (FOR ANY REASON). Go in the bed pan. If I catch you out of bed DEAL'S OFF NO MONEY. PLEASE LET ME DO THIS WITH YOU:

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Russell Crowe Taking the kids to see my old office

Russell Crowe Taking the kids to see my old office

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If I was a prof, I would put a 5 point question at the end of all my exams and say

Michaela Budd @Michaela_Budd25 If I was a prof, I would put a 5 point question at the end of all my exams and say "write down any information that you studied your butt off to know and I didn't ask you about" because NOTHING is more frustrating than not being asked what you were told you would need to know

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