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how far does a squirrel have to fall to die
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Squirrels have been known to die without falling at all, so the answer to your question is

how far does a squirrel have to fall to die 0 feet Squirrels have been known to die without falling at all, so the answer to your question is "0 feet".

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Kelly Clarkson: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Me: lives Also me:

Kelly Clarkson: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Me: lives Also me:

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bro: i cheated on a test kindergartners and snitches: Wait. That's illegal.

bro: i cheated on a test kindergartners and snitches: Wait. That's illegal.

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YOU WANT A GIRLFRIEND? THEN BE THE STRONG MAN WHO DOESN'T NEED ONE. SHE'LL FIND YOU.

YOU WANT A GIRLFRIEND? THEN BE THE STRONG MAN WHO DOESN'T NEED ONE. SHE'LL FIND YOU.

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ICE on the left; a goat standing near a fire hydrant with a sign that reads:

ICE on the left; a goat standing near a fire hydrant with a sign that reads: "Free Goat".

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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

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