drunkenly lost my wallet last night and woke up to this text. 😂
Hello sir. I find your wallet. I go now to give police station at [redacted] Avenue and you pick up there. I take 5 dollars from wallet to buy hot dog. I am hungry and you owe me. I save you. have a good day
Don’t have kids my toddler deadass lost her cheeseburger somewhere in my apartment Yall laughing but my crib gon smell like a dead body in 5 business days omg pls im flipping furniture over rn
Someone recently posted "what is the normal mourning period for a loss of a pet?" Here is my experience: My Horace (Pomeranian) died in 1998, 28 years ago. We were together for 16 years. He was my best friend. Went with me every where and when I went to work he laid on my jeans I wore around our home. There is hardly a day I don't think about him.
Tom Holland is dating a 29 year old
There is a 3 month age gap between them—over 90 days. they were not even born in the same fiscal quarter (June 1, 1996 vs. September 1, 1996)
Hollywood normalizes this
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![drunkenly lost my wallet last night and woke up to this text. 😂
Hello sir. I find your wallet. I go now to give police station at [redacted] Avenue and you pick up there. I take 5 dollars from wallet to buy hot dog. I am hungry and you owe me. I save you. have a good day](https://cdn.lolio.app/data/upload/2026/02/17/4659802.jpg)
