badjokesbyjeff: Batman: “It’s been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub.”
Alfred: “Master Bruce, what’s a htub?”
eireen-has-a-sword: This is so unfunny that I actually laughed. Good job
Boys with a time machine:
I am your grandson. Cool.
Men with a time machine:
If you want to make sure that a heavier stone falls faster than a lighter one, you must test it. OK
>Fortifications on the great wall taken out by a single sneak attack
>So desperate to fight off a single raiding party that his draft extends to femboys, monks, and the infirm
>Likely loses multiple battles in the weeks during Mulan's training
>Main force headed by an esteemed general routed despite being warned of the enemy's presence in the area
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