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I mean, he got a point. Game today? I can't bro. My baby was just born, remember? Damn. We know each other for 10 years and you know the kid for 2 days. Wtf.

I mean, he got a point. Game today? I can't bro. My baby was just born, remember? Damn. We know each other for 10 years and you know the kid for 2 days. Wtf.

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How to get your girlfriends attention iMessage Today 2:02 PM Hey, what was that show ur dad was telling us about The time travel one My ex stopped by my work today What did she want? She wanted to know what that show your dad was telling us about was called

How to get your girlfriends attention iMessage Today 2:02 PM Hey, what was that show ur dad was telling us about The time travel one My ex stopped by my work today What did she want? She wanted to know what that show your dad was telling us about was called

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Marcus J. Our 4-year-old's been running the house, so I called on the only man who ever kept me in line. Dad. Establish the Dad Voice...early. When all hope is lost, it prevails. So...yelling? No. Very different. It's not about volume. It's about density. I used it once at the park when you ran toward the swings. Half the kids just stopped dead in

Marcus J. Our 4-year-old's been running the house, so I called on the only man who ever kept me in line. Dad. Establish the Dad Voice...early. When all hope is lost, it prevails. So...yelling? No. Very different. It's not about volume. It's about density. I used it once at the park when you ran toward the swings. Half the kids just stopped dead in

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Breakfast when Vader 8:00? it's me floating forebodingly on the outskirts of your vision waiting for breakfast Mother Dad is very upset about my floating? Mother About your expectation of his interpretation of that

Breakfast when Vader 8:00? it's me floating forebodingly on the outskirts of your vision waiting for breakfast Mother Dad is very upset about my floating? Mother About your expectation of his interpretation of that

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Can I ask you a personal question? okay... Jim Jong Un or Kim Halpert Wtf is wrong with you Jim Jong Un

Can I ask you a personal question? okay... Jim Jong Un or Kim Halpert Wtf is wrong with you Jim Jong Un

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Bruce Landlord. Today 11:18 AM. It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry. OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite.

Bruce Landlord. Today 11:18 AM. It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry. OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite.

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