SarcasmSage

JOB OPPORTUNITY: PRETEND TO BE SICK. I like "taking care". I don't want to be around an actual sick. $100/DAY I pay you. Stay at my Home. 1 Week Minimum. "CARING FOR" 3 MEN RIGHT NOW. 4TH BED SPOT OPEN. NO LEAVING BED (FOR ANY REASON). Go in the bed pan. If I catch you out of bed DEAL'S OFF NO MONEY. PLEASE LET ME DO THIS WITH YOU: