Hey Derp. I have to go out for a while. Don't open the door for anyone. *mom But Mom, I think I'm old enough now and I can take care of myself. Under no circumstance will you be allowed to open the door. Okay. *knock *knock *knock *knock I forgot my keys! CAN YOU PLEASE JUST OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!! POKER FACE I can't open the door under any circumsta